Humor & Satire
epub, mobi |eng | | Author:Chuck Klosterman [Klosterman, Chuck]

NOVEMBER 24, 1983 (Mitch) “Post pattern,” he said. “Sprint upfield thirteen steps, plant your outside foot hard, and break toward the center of the field at a forty-five degree angle. ...
( Category: Humorous June 7,2017 )
epub | | 2009-04-25 | Author:Mario Acevedo [Acevedo, Mario]

Chapter 27 I turned off the laptop, clicked on the TV, and channel surfed. At this time in the afternoon, my choices were soap operas and talk shows. Most of ...
( Category: Mystery June 7,2017 )
epub, mobi |eng | 2009-09-03 | Author:Sheidlower, Jesse [Sheidlower, Jesse]

4. to astonish; bring up short. 1978 W. Brown Tragic Magic 139: Sands of Iwo Jima. That’s the one that really fucked me around. fuckass noun a despicable or contemptible ...
( Category: Etymology June 7,2017 )
epub | | 2010-06-15 | Author:Diane Mott Davidson [Davidson, Diane Mott]

While we were serving the lunch, however, my curiosity began to nag. During the ring-stealing and fire- starting escapades, I'd seen a couple of things that had perplexed me, and ...
( Category: Culinary June 7,2017 )
epub, mobi |eng | 2009-11-29 | Author:Frederick Reuss

There were lots of places in the zoo to hide, and it was easy to fool the guards by following along behind a family and pretending he was the straggler. ...
( Category: Coming of Age June 7,2017 )
epub, mobi |eng | 2009-03-03 | Author:S. G. Browne [Browne, S. G.]

scribble words down on my dry erase board so Ted can’t see what I’m writing as I watch him out of the corner of my eye, studying me with a ...
( Category: Dark Humor June 7,2017 )
epub, mobi | | 2010-04-08 | Author:Michele Bardsley [Bardsley, Michele]

“I’ll give you my power,” I said, “if you promise to let Ralph live.” His answer to my request was to drop Ralph onto the pavement. “Libby?” Ralph was awake. ...
( Category: Humor June 7,2017 )
epub |eng | 2017-03-02 | Author:Dawn O'Porter [Dawn O’Porter]

‘Thanks,’ Sandra says. ‘It’s a tough business. Competitive, you know? I set this place up after I had my little girl. Her dad didn’t stick around and I was left ...
( Category: Humorous May 22,2017 )
epub |eng | 2017-02-26 | Author:Debbie Johnson [Johnson, Debbie]

Chapter 34 Rose I honestly don’t think I’ve laughed so hard in my entire life. Apart from maybe that time in the tent at Glastonbury, when I was a Stoned ...
( Category: Humorous May 21,2017 )
epub |eng | 2014-12-31 | Author:Michael Baughman

SHRIMP He worried about the irrational fears that he commonly experienced. Before his war he had lived a carefree life. After high school graduation he made good money in the ...
( Category: Humor May 21,2017 )
epub |eng | 2008-07-28 | Author:David Deans

Following this rather exasperating final exchange, thank Kirstie, the pretty Prestwick attendant, for the use of her apparatus. Kirstie, who has been following your phone plight, conveys to you the ...
( Category: Humor & Satire May 21,2017 )
epub |eng | 2017-05-20 | Author:Bunmi Laditan

Saturday, February 16, 11 A.M. Marriage is a partnership. My husband has supported me on my journey to creating a worldwide brand from day one. He even helps me pick ...
( Category: Humor & Satire May 21,2017 )
epub |eng | | Author:Larmer, C.A.

As they made their way back to the Holloway house, they found John Holloway standing by the property gate, clearly waiting for them, a grim look on his face. Holloway ...
( Category: Animals May 21,2017 )
epub, mobi |eng | 2015-11-22 | Author:Amelia Morgan [Morgan, Amelia]

Chapter Nineteen Meg thought she’d be the only one to use sneaky tricks during this investigation. After the surprising way Kayla Maxwell was able to get Meg to flee from ...
( Category: Witches & Wizards May 21,2017 )
epub, mobi |eng | 2011-05-20 | Author:Bond, Michael [Michael Bond]

CHAPTER SEVEN It was hard to say who was the most taken aback; the person standing in the doorway, Monsieur Pamplemousse, or Pommes Frites, who couldn’t decide whether to wag ...
( Category: Humorous May 21,2017 )